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Never Leave Them Coming Back For More

"It was their first time." The Grand Serpent checks the pi/TIME "It is the right time." "A Prime Divergence!" If witnessed only by one/Once Film for The Ages "Plus or Minus One Returns one's Karmic Judgement To the 'C' Crew." I begin. The 7 marched back "All we needed was a name..." "We got everything." Now left with Nothing. Save a Hope and a dream team "We surrender." Ech -oed Back home in Flagstaff "The couple went back to lunch." "Yes! Great next line there!" "I just lost The Game?" "Too early to play The Game." I wave her off still scribbling. Oh. "I just lost The Game." I realized... The dessert arrived. Had we ever been so tense? Had we ever been?

Rebuke¤

The ground shook as The Original Rebuke ended. They now had -|n| minutes. I turn and glare at The Very Last.  "You have time. Make it happen." "It turns out that all of your witnesses were immaterial. Would you like to go again?" "Rhetorically speaking." Even he laughed at himself for missing The Silence. He was born with Christmas Lights in his eyes though, not earplugs. "I see your worth now, Silence. I shall henceforth call you. The White Shade's Assistant."  They just chuckled, and The Court "returned" to an establishment where a man's day in Court could be used correctly; Trans Court, as it were. Sadly, he had missed his, or had he?  "I've heard it said that The God of Nothing can always be in two places at once, no? Stabilly linked at a constant quatraliner resonance, if done right?"  "Maybe I was here. Maybe you can't prosecute a ghost without deporting them first. Y'all brought up some excellen...

The Case of The God of Nothing

"I'm representing myself in The Beresheet Bara Elohim mistrial." "You betcha'." I squint suspiciously around the room. >.> >.> *PACHOOM* The Oasis of The Unborn is beautiful this time of year, so I head there. "The Abortion Case is finally on the docket." "Spear Fishing then, Boss?" This is our chief natural weapons expert. She's new to the frontlines, but she's in good hands. I like her style, so I let her call me "Boss." She is bad with poisons though; quite middling. This wall is middling though, so her venoms will likely make up for the difference. "Indeed. Take 'C too, to drive home our point. Oh, and Parley. What do I call you?" "White Shade." "I love it. I knew a Shade once." "One and the same." She leaps across the DMZ's "Z's" like a lithe gymnast, and I realize that the Spider Cult must have mastered their Phase Spider, Jumping Spider, Bla...

God on Trial

"Is Justice ever served in this court?" "Never before noon, sir. Its on The Lunch Menu of Justice." "Seems redundant. Aren't they already eating their words?" "Justice is served Middling Well. It's a cheeseburger." "I was looking for something more Legal." I stand again. "Fornication Under The Consent of King requires what?" "Two to three witnesses, sir." "Indeed. A couple/few as we say on The Royal Seas. Two, if you're lucky, eh? Sometimes one or less, but I digress. What king would a group have if they cannot do the deed?" "None. Or a king made by force." "Has one been crowned in the chamber yet?" The Silence speaks. "It is not forgotten by us." "So, with no king, a monarchy would be in a state of revolution or anarchy, depending on if they ever had a king." The Silence steps in "We have, your honor. Regicide both prosecution and defendant, both tim...

In Person

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"First do no harm, right doctor?" The fool gulped, stood a little higher, then replied. "I am no fool." "Time will tell. Do as you will-"  He drives the knife into the wall beside them. "-Just realize that I consider a lie, any falsehood really, harm." The Doctor spoke. A Quippish Betrayal, to lighten the mood. I hold up my right hand ✋️ "I only respond to Action." I turn to my priest. "I bet we're the only church laughing right now." The priest pulls up these very words on his tablet, in a little file on his desktop titled "The Tiny Scroll." "You'd be wrong. It looks like we have to wait to dispatch this fool until after the opening coin flip." "That'll be refreshing." "Oh, definitely. Then we have 'The Nemesis Approaches' as the next scene." I pull out my knife. "Oh, good. 'Finally.' reply to her." I pull out my coins as my Priesthood abandons me t...

Fillibuster Loophole

I start with a stall tactic. I talk politics just long enough to get on the floor. Then I hit them with some facts about bananas. Several latecomers arrive. I can tell that a few in here are familiar with my work already.  "I can tell that a few in here are familiar with my work already." I continue with a heart warming plea about taste, dignity, and the importance regarding the integrity of our walls, and our reserves. About halfway through, "Do as you will, that is the hole under the law." people begin to leave. By the end, it's just a handful or two. So I speak from the heart. John 8:1-11 but Jesus went to the Mount of Olives. At dawn he appeared again in the temple courts, where all the people gathered around him, and he sat down to teach them.   The teachers of the law and the Pharisees brought in a woman caught in adultery. They made her stand before the group   and said to Jesus, “Teacher, this woman was caught in the act of adultery.   In the Law Moses c...

Integral Bible Jokes 8 (Permanence)

Evan 1:2 "It turns out that I was born with both aphantasia and the ability to lie." "Yes. Now return to your throne." "I am The God of Nothing. So, just anywhere?" .... "Oh, yes. Pieces of Eight and The One Piece. A Love Story for the ages." "I just thought of a new vibe, is all. In the US Legal Battle for The Supreme Court."