Integral Bible Jokes 8 (Permanence)

Evan 1:2
"It turns out that I was born with both aphantasia and the ability to lie."

"Yes. Now return to your throne."

"I am The God of Nothing. So, just anywhere?"




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"Oh, yes. Pieces of Eight and The One Piece. A Love Story for the ages."

"I just thought of a new vibe, is all. In the US Legal Battle for The Supreme Court."

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