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Rebuke¤

The ground shook as The Original Rebuke ended. They now had -|n| minutes. I turn and glare at The Very Last.  "You have time. Make it happen." "It turns out that all of your witnesses were immaterial. Would you like to go again?" "Rhetorically speaking." Even he laughed at himself for missing The Silence. He was born with Christmas Lights in his eyes though, not earplugs. "I see your worth now, Silence. I shall henceforth call you. The White Shade's Assistant."  They just chuckled, and The Court "returned" to an establishment where a man's day in Court could be used correctly; Trans Court, as it were. Sadly, he had missed his, or had he?  "I've heard it said that The God of Nothing can always be in two places at once, no? Stabilly linked at a constant quatraliner resonance, if done right?"  "Maybe I was here. Maybe you can't prosecute a ghost without deporting them first. Y'all brought up some excellen...

Integral Bible Joke 12 (Quip)

"Good to the last drop." "No, I said where ."

Integral Bible Joke (The Art of The Dad Joke) 9:11

Evan 5:5 "What is the difference between a Psalm and a Palm?" "You might want to ask your other daughter about these kinds of bees and birds relationships, Sir." -¤,¤¤

'C'

The Council and Crew of 'C' had just decided on The Name, ensuring that 'C' Or "C Prime"/"Sea Prime" could not be sunk, by anyone. I, acting as The Ambassador, pulled out C-Sharp. My ironically dull copper club. It was purely ceremonial, obviously. The Nemesis would be slain this day. "Skin For Skin." "Skin for skin!" Skin for skin? You know your Bible, sir. Parley it is then." "The stakes have never been higher." -The Daughter -¤,¤¤

Integral Bible Joke 9.1.3 (INSIDE)

Evan1:2.3 ¤,¤¤, "Stella, if it's all the same. We both fold."

Integral Bible Joke 7 (Mockery)

The Moment is like a giant poop. Everyone must pass through it, but you're the poop.

Integral Bible Joke 5

In what way is Solipsistic Solar Psychadelia meant to be worse than The Second Death? It's not.

Integral Bible Joke 4 (Game/Shows)

Final Jeopardy: Matthew 6:24, Evan 1:1 “No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and..." What? (Money) $All the amethysts and emeralds