Integral Bible Joke 6 (The Avengers of Blood)

The Avenger of Blood concludes. "Well said, Priest. Though Blood Remains on Your Hands."

The Avenger of Blood replies. "Does not one hand wash the other?"

"'Do two walk together
    unless they have agreed to do so?"

'Amos 3:3." You know your Bible."

With that, their burgers arrive.

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