Second Verdict
"I haven't treated myself in a while."
I splurge on something perfect. Visceral Violence had not done the trick to diminish my Wrath by any material amount. Perhaps Wrath was defined perfectly already?
I got Big Mad, as I calculated what would fucking get my Perfect Revenge...
"Come back when you have gotten me to 'Wrath Value Inverson.'"
His inferior opponent left with his tail between his legs, but he would be back. For the rest of these lazy bitches, work hours just became fair again. The sun stopped stopping.
"Oh, Authority 101. I think I get this game now."
"You definitely do not," Peter Capaldi quipped. "As the DM here, I need to ask. 'Have you rolled for Round One initiative yet?"
Oh, I hadn't, and my D20 was out of reach...
"Ballpark it?"
And they did, vanishing into thin air.
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