New Joke (IYKYK)


I'm gonna polish this one, and it contains enough personal references to possess Arcane X at the moment, but here goes:

Why is the center of a target called a bullseye?

Because Deonis is such a perfect shot that he'd rather identify himself and the other as The Bull and shoot him/them-self in the eye, and lose his tail, rather than fail.

I could clearly add another layer before referencing Deonis, but the self-referential paradox must cinch and snap somewhere, and where I end and (OTHER(S)) begin feels elegant enough, and within my personal reach.

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