A Pondrance

"A pondrance: quizzify The Bard..."

Spoken in foreign land

"Who is this Bard of which you speak?"

For it might be said that they had never a The Bard here. Or they might be filthy liars. Irregardless the story began, at some point, we can all agree on that-

"Could any disagree though? If truly understanding the premise of the tale begun at all?"

"Well, you see, it all started when..."