The King of Filth: Round 5
Kal'Drel, Pete, and The Devil walk into a bar, kicking off a joke about The King of Filth. "In an IP War, he inspires people to define 'spoiled spoils.'" "Knowing is half the battle, but in the King's case it's the half you want to forget, and the only half you get!" Kal'Drel sips his drink through a crack in reality, as The Author shimmers slightly, but predictably. Pete orders “just water,” but it weeps. The Devil grins and says, “Gentlemen, you ever hear the one about the man who crowned himself King of Filth? He ruled not with law but with memory—yours, mostly.” Kal'Drel shrugs, “Was it the one where trauma pays rent in your head?” Pete winces, “Or where shame becomes the only thing that still feels real?” The Devil laughs: “Close. This King doesn’t hoard gold—he hoards cringe. And he weaponizes it like a copyright claim: obscure, inescapable, and somehow legally binding.” The bartender, who’s been silent until now, m...